- Name: Stuart Beresford-Kelly
- Date of Birth: 6th November 1978
- Born: Ballymena, Norn Iron
- Current Residence: Carlisle, Cumbria
- Career: Chemical Engineer
- Handicap: A dire 28. Lessons will be had before the Rusty rolls around in April!
- Proudest Golfing Achievement: Driving from the tee onto the green at the par 4 tenth hole at the Belfry. I have witnesses! Sadly the eagle putt came up a foot short
- Favourite Quote: Would you rather have butter or guns? Well I’ll tell you this. Preparedness makes us powerful, butter merely makes us fat…
- Favourite Sportsman: I don’t idolise sportsmen. Therefore I don’t have one.
