- Name: Marc Kelly
- Date of Birth: 15th January 1983
- Born: Ballymena, Norn Iron
- Current Residence: Middlesbrough, The Toilet of England
- Career: Clinical Coder
- Handicap: Ended last season on 19 at my home course but we’ll
reassess that before April 29th rolls around
- Proudest Golfing Achievement: Either my first Rusty Cup point in
2009 or playing the Belfry
- Favourite Quote: I am become death, the destroyer of worlds – Oppenheimer on the Trinity atomic test
- Favourite Sportsman: Hard to split between GMac and RMac at the
moment, if we’re going football it’s Obertan aka the new Zidane
