Team Scotland
- Name: Neil (Harry or Tower) Harrison
- Date of Birth: 7th August 1978
- Born: Northern Ireland
- Current Residence: Edinburgh
- Career: Strategic Outsourcing Pricer
- Handicap: 28 and then some
- Proudest Golfing Achievement: Finding the same number of golf balls lost in a round
- Favourite Quote: I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
- Favourite Sportsman: The Stig