- Name: David “Rusty” “Sledgehammer” Crawford
- Date of Birth: 18th July 1978
- Born: Norn Iron of Ulster Scots descent
- Current Residence: Stevenage
- Career: Dentist
- Handicap: 26
- Proudest Golfing Achievement: Won the 2009 rusty cup nigh on single handedly! Well thats not quite true but i did get a couple of points.
- Favourite Quote: If ya smellllllllllaaaaa what the rock is cookin’ – The Rock
- Favourite Sportsman: G Mac
- Anything else amusing you feel like getting off your chest: yeah this novelty bra. it really chaffs!
